Dec 29 2009

bitch

I had an epiphany last night that somewhere along the line I never fully developed my inner bitch. I’m not talking about the overly aggressive, nasty, biting-for-no-reason-bitch, but the assertive, strong, outspoken get-what-she-wants-bitch.
The one who stops the jerks in their tracks and calls them out on their shit and then moves on to being a nice, creative, happy human being again in one swift movement.

In many ways I let 2009 happen to me. I had a lot of great things happen, but I spent a large amount of time listening to people and not telling them what I really think despite them asking for my advice on the situation. I was afraid of being mean or insensitive. What I failed to realize is I was letting people be insensitive to my time or feelings in the process.

Every once in a while I will go into a crabby sort of rant in front of my friend Greg who always exclaims “GRRRRR!I LOVE this side of you!” I can see why he likes it – it’s sassy, intelligent and right to the point. It matches up better with my personality.

Trust me, I have no desire to be a mean and nasty person and my inner optimist will never let me become rude. However, I am on a mission to not let people be rude to me anymore. If I get called a bitch in the process, it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.


Dec 26 2009

before our eyes

Before our Eyes: 2009 from Keli Schimelpfenig on Vimeo.


Dec 24 2009

cool new shizz

ok – If you are a reader, (really I have readers??? WTH, but I LOVE YOU!!!) I apologize for not writing in such a long time. I needed a break,  and decided to redesign this space. Not to mention the fact that I landed my dream, decided to direct a musical and lost my past posts on my (not that old) shitty PC.  Yeah insanity…

So here I am somewhat renewed, with lots of cool stuff happening around me. I decided I need an outlet again. Forgive the past few nonsense out of order posts. I was testing out the photo and editing capabilities in WordPress. Cool new stuff is coming very soon. I promise.

And so this is Christmas…time to go eat more cookies.

xoxo


Dec 19 2009

Baaah – Baaaaahhhhh!

This picture was taken at the strangest wedding reception I have ever been to.  So what makes for an interesting reception?  Um, how about a fist fight, almost catching on fire, fake puke, a mentally disabled d.j. and GOATS!  Thanks Julie. This will no doubt be the most memorable reception I ever attend. This is a self-portrait with the lovely goat with a sideways face from being kicked as a foal. Yeah, tragic, I know. Poor goat.


Dec 12 2009

text mess: tittie bar edition


The depth of her scary black heart is frightening.

Porn live on stage complete with guy peach butts.

Um, yeah we just accidentally rode the RTA health-line without paying.

OMG!!! DONNA WILL BE ON THE MARCH 31ST RETURN OF NINE-OH!!!!!!

Your friend is weird.

You’re taking Fargo to the tittie bar???

It’s cool. I’m drunk.

I went pant shopping and went up a size. I went home and bought an elliptical.

I just got a lap-dance. I think I would rather be the one giving them.

I think someone farted.

Shitlist Sunday…no fun Monday.

Just spotted: car murdered in black paint with “crusin in memory of the black baby jesus” on the back window

Just spotted: old minivan with spinners

I can’t.  I’m at the tittie bar.

I don’t think I am too impressed with the living room setup in here.

It looks like my parents house.

I’m having dinner at Blue Point wearing my finest skull hoodie!