…what do you mean that was not a good episode. lol! black lesbians and a pregnant drug addict!

and the drama starts…may we all survive.

newport reds please.

save me!!! Forced to talk with scary M- and R- about threesomes. GAH! GET UP HERE NOW!!!!

Fa la la la lifetime!

yeah apparently Mark is a serial killer who wear’s grandma dresses for fun.

thinking prude ninny-ness is being caused by all of the cathartic apartment organizing

watching the Sound of Music…it has taken me 31 years to realize the German Von Trapps all have English accents.

-omg the extended DC version includes a  side man and bootie dancers (its called a side man right?)
-  I’m not sure. Hype-Man may be what you mean?
- That’s It!!! Hype-Man. Jesus, can I get any more white?

Keanu is a brilliant alien because he doesn’t have to act.

dugh! Everyone knows you are secretly running an Asian Prostitution Ring.

I try and seep now.

BEER NUTS!!!!

I’m at Lube Stop and in the car next to me is a GIANT drag queen smacking around some tiny Mexican!!!!!!!!!